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May 1, 2017

mymodernmet:

New Elaborately Carved Food Transforms Produce into Works of Art

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May 1, 2017

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May 1, 2017

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May 1, 2017

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April 22, 2017

spinejackel:

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,
but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.
BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that
you find a phillips screwdriver.
BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!
BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!
unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver
look at how cute it is!
it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

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April 20, 2017

stonerpros:

looking for new glass?

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April 11, 2017

dapperdragon:

shitty-dad:
They don’t give up so easily nowadays
“i’m gonna get what i want” what an entitled asshole

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April 11, 2017

roachpatrol:

mogifire:
friend
this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

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April 3, 2017

sciencefictionworld:

Art by Ralph McQuarrie.

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April 2, 2017

blackmesa:

stushi-roll:
teathattast:
🌍🌎🌏
This is the Earths theme tune🙌🏻
thank u for ur contribution, Iceland

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March 31, 2017

tonycurtis:

nbtomomo:
tonycurtis:
this,,,,, is the best casting decision ive ever seen
no look this is the worst. this is the worst situation because ok i can handle people wanting to fuck the big dragon from the hobbit movie, hell it’s not like i can act remotely innocent about wanting to fuck dragons, but in 2018 we are going to see an unsettling amount of people who want to bang the grinch and i can’t fucking accept that